What is a Heat Index?
I hate it when I hear the weather people say it’s a 103 degrees but it feels like 117.
I don’t know about you, but if it feels like 117 degrees to me it’s 117 degrees. You can’t tell me no different.
It was so hot this week that I found myself thinking I had “writers block,” but the real issue was the heat, and I just didn’t do anything but stay in the air conditioning and chill out… literally.
You know it’s hot when you order delivery so you don’t have to leave the house. My wife asked what did I have the taste for? I said whatever that can be delivered would taste great right now.
I started sweating just listening to Jeremy Wheeler give the forecast. And I’m not originally from the Hampton Roads and nobody told me the Peninsula is always 4 degrees hotter in the summer during every heat wave. I would have never thought I would say ‘come on kids let’s go down to the Oceanfront where’s it’s only 99 degrees.’ But unfortunately we never made it. That walk to the driveway loading strollers and kids in this heat would have been brutal. My deodorant ain’t that strong. It’s strong enough for man, just not in triple digit heat.
So for the last few days I’ve watched more TV than I have in the last six months. I’ve enjoyed the NBA summer league and watched some of my favorite players from the Tidewater, like former University of North Carolina standout James Michael McAdoo who played his high school ball at Norfolk Christian, who is fighting for more playing time with the World Champion Golden State Warriors.
But if you own a TV, smartphone or have any connection to the Internet you must agree the best entertainment this week has been the Trump show. I never thought anything could be funnier than his hairpiece, but his one liners and Andrew Dice Clay style is quite impressive and funny.
Well I hate to run, but I DVR’d “Young and The Restless.” Victor Newman just shot somebody and planted some evidence. Plus I gotta hurry up and rock my son to sleep before he hears the ice cream truck because I’m not trying to go outside for nothing. IT’S HOT!!!!
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